hell is an office

anyone who works in an office like mine will surely agree. hell is not fire and brimstone, it is not a hot and dark underworld, it is not deep underneath the earth (or wherever). hell is, however, full of minions and the tormented shells of souls of persons passed. it is air conditioned, you have a small cubicle, your every minute is regulated, and your phone beeps every minute with a new phone call and some person who hates you on the other line. this place may be hell. i'm not quite sure. maybe it's just purgatory. maybe in hell you have to do this and they don't actually pay you. at least in prugatory you can blog and they give you a paycheck. but i'm not sure which it is right now...it certainly feels like hell, i'll tell you that much.